Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Apr 17

can you imagine cassandra clare and john green writing a book together?

• John: So, I was thinking of writing of this two teenagers who fall in love with each other
• Cassandra: Yes, but their love is impossible. Because...
• John: The boy is 23 and the girl is 15 years old, yes?
• Cassandra: Great! And the boy is really hot
• John: So hot even other guys are attracted to him
• Cassandra: And finally the boy and the girl can get together
• John: But suddenly, he dies
• Cassandra: YOU GENIUS! And what does the girl do?
• John: She kills herself because it was too much to take?
• Cassandra: Oh my God this book is gonna sell so much!
• John: People will love it!

Dec 28

I am an ass an almost just broke my sister’s bedroom door.

Dec 26

“If we were in the mob, you’d have to listen to me because I’m older. Seniority. You’re /my/ bitch.” — My sister

Nov 07

If Romney wins tomorrow, none of you are invited to my wedding.

lillithwithdiamonds:

loki-cat:

jordancorin:

Because I wont be able to have one.

this is a really sad post

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iwoulddreamoutloud:

274!! 274!! OBAMA HAS 274 ELECTORAL VOTES!!!

iwoulddreamoutloud:

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May 05

did-you-kno:

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Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face with snowballs?

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

johanirae:

chudleycannon:

“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12

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